Scorpio isn't hard to please. Scorpio is hard to fool.
They read the room in about four seconds, the candle you lit, the phone you forgot to put away, whether you're cooking for them or performing for them, and they've made up their mind long before dessert. You can't charm your way past that. You can only be real in front of it.
Here's the thing: that's the best news a cook could get. A Scorpio wants depth, not decoration. A cold oyster with the brine still on it. Something dark and slow-cooked that falls apart when you touch it. Chocolate that's molten in the middle. Food you have to get past the surface of to get to the good part.
So close the door. One candle, not six. Feed them somewhere nobody is going to walk in.
